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Two Dwarfs and Hookers

Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms. The first dwarf not only can't get a hard-on, but all night he has to listen to the other dwarf and the other hooker grunting "One, two three, uhh...one, two three, uhh..." In the morning, the second dwarf says to the first dwarf, "So how was it?" The first dwarf says, "It sucked. I couldn't get a hard-on all night." The second dwarf says, "You think that's bad? I couldn't even get up on the fucking bed."

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Midget / Dwarf Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes)
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Original Sin

There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for a soldier and propositioned him. The Salvation Army gent said, "Ma'am, you may be forgiven, as a pitiable victim of circumstances. Tell me, are you familiar with the concept of 'original sin'?" The hooker replied, "Well, maybe and maybe not. But if it's "really" original, it'll cost you an extra $20."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Religion Jokes , Profession Jokes
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Lawyer and a Hooker

Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a hooker?
A: A hooker will stop trying to screw you once you're dead.

Categories: Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Riddles
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