Sex Jokes - Private Parts

Q: What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?

A: Your wife will always blow your bonus!

Q: What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies?

A: Snowballs.

Q: Why are Jewish men circumcised?

A: Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's at least 20% off.

One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor to chit chat the afternoon away. She walked in and said "my god you look so depressed." The neighbor said " you bet I am, look what my damn husband sent me...six dozen roses. Now you know what that means  I'm going to have to spend this whole weekend on my back with my legs spread." " Now that's really silly, why don't you use a vase?"

Doc, says Steve, "I want to be castrated." "What on Earth for?" "It's something I've been thinking about for a long time. If you don't do it, I'll just go to another doctor." "OK, but it's against my better judgment." Steve has his operation. The next day he walks down the hospital corridor very slowly, legs apart, with his drip stand. Heading toward him is another patient walking exactly the same way. "Hi there," says Steve, "It looks as if you've just had the same operation as me." "Yeah," says the patient, "I finally decided I'd like to be circumcised." Steve's eyes widen in horror, "Oh no! That's the word!"