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Size Matters

Q: Why did the mermaid wear seashells?
A: Because the B-shells were too small!

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Appearance Jokes (Boob Jokes) , Riddles
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Lucky Dog

Q: What has four legs and an arm?
A: A happy pit bull.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles
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On The First Night

On their first night together, a newly wed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "my dear, we are married now, you can open your robe. "The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished. "Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture." Puzzled she asks, "MY picture?" He answers, "yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever". She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "why do you wear a robe? We are married now." at that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture". He beams and asks, "why?" She answers, "SO I CAN GET IT ENLARGED"!

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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