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Origin of Lawyers

An anxious woman goes to her doctor. "Doctor," she asks nervously, "can you get pregnant from anal sex?".  "Certainly," replies the doctor, "Where do you think lawyers come from!"

Categories: Sex Jokes , Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Pregnancy Jokes)
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A Wonderful Exercise

A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50's, had a relatively minorheart attack, and while he was in the hospital, he complained to his cardiologist that he thought that his sex life was over. The cardiologist said, "Not true, Myron. Sex is wonderful exercise for your heart. After you get home, you should have sex 3 or 4 times a week. It'll be the best thing you can do for your recovery." So after his discharge (from the hospital), Myron tells his wife what the doctor had said. His wife looked at him and told him, "That's wonderful, Myron! Sign me up for twice."

Categories: Sex Jokes , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Playtonic Relationship

A nosy neighbor remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment. "Mrs Smith, do you think it is right that a seventeen year old boy spends three hours every night in your apartment?" Mrs Smith replied. "It's a playtonic friendship. It's play for him and a tonic for me."

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes
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