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What Men Hear When Women Speak

What a woman says: "This place is a mess. C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and you'll have no clothes to wear, if we don't do laundry right now!"
What a man hears: "blah, blah, blah, blah, C'mon blah, blah, blah, blah, you and I blah, blah, blah, blah, on the floor blah, blah, blah, blah, no clothes blah, blah, blah, blah, right now!"

Categories: Sexist Jokes (Men vs Women Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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Dad Surprise

A teenage girl was being intimate with her boyfriend at her parents house. Her father after being woken by the noises goes upstairs to check it out, and walks in on them.
"Dad!" she exclaimed in a panic "...I'm sorry"
The dad being a dad replies "hi sorry, I'm Dad!"
He then turns to the boyfriend and asks "Are you fucking sorry?"

Categories: Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes)
Submitted BY: Siethron

Lil and Dynamite

There was a horny young lady named Lil,
Who fucked dynamite sticks for a thrill.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina,
And bits of her tits in Brazil!

Categories: Sex Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous