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Control
My sexual desires have been getting out of control.
But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I knew I'd hit rock bottom.
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A Forty Year Marriage
A couple married forty years were revisiting the same places they went to on their honeymoon. Driving through the secluded countryside, they passed a ranch with a tall deer fence running along the road. The woman said, "Sweetheart, let's do the same thing we did here forty years ago." The guy stopped the car. His wife backed against the fence, and he immediately jumped her bones like a bass on a junebug. They made love like never before. Back in the car, the guy says, "Darlin', you sure never moved like that forty years ago - or any time since that I can remember!" The woman says, "Forty years ago that goddamn fence wasn't electrified!"
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A Promise to Keep
"But this isn't an engagement ring." the young lady protested. "Why it's just a tiny unset diamond." "Yeah ! I know." said the fellow, "And, it'll be mounted in a cluster around a big one, the very day after you are."
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