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Quickie

You know you've been married too long when a "Quickie" before dinner now means a drink.

Categories: Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Alcohol Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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The Pope

Q: What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?"
A: Popeye beat the shit out of him!"

Categories: Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Riddles
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Get Rich Quick

A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So, she proceeded to find herself a rich 73 year old man, planning to screw him to death on their wedding night. The courtship and wedding went off without any problem, in spite of the half-century age difference. On the first night of her honeymoon, she got undressed, and waited for him to come out of the bathroom to come to bed. When he emerged, however, he had nothing on except a rubber to cover a twelve-inch erection, and was carrying a pair of earplugs and a pair of nose-plugs. Fearing her plan had gone desperately amiss, she asked, "What are those for?" The elderly gentleman replied, "There are just two things I can't stand; the sound of a woman screaming, and the smell of burning rubber!"

Categories: Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes)
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