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Making a Sandwich

One day Little Johnny asks his Mum, "How come when I come in to your room you and you're on top of Daddy, you say you're making a sandwich, but after a while I come in again, you're eating a sausage?!"

Categories: Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At Home) , Sex Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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A Tale of Two Monkeys

An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died, so she took them to the taxidermist.
"So you want them mounted?" asked the taxidermist.
She replied: "No. Holding hands will do just fine."

Categories: Animal Jokes , Sex Jokes
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No Rest on this Island

A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.  The group consisted of 12 women and 1 man. After a few months, the women grew horny and it was decided that the man would take two women a day and they would allow him to have Sundays off.
One day on a day off, he was just relaxing when he noticed a boat nearing. He felt hopeful that maybe they would be rescued at last. The boat was almost to the island when the guy noticed it was a man in the boat.  As he got out, the first guy said, "Oh my God buddy, am I ever glad to see YOU!"   To which the second guy responded, "Well alright sweetie! It's been a long time for me too."  first man exclaimed, "Oh hell, there go my Sundays!"

Categories: Sex Jokes , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes)
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