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Sex Jokes - One Night Stand Jokes
Breakfast Fight
A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house. After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and calls home. She comes to the phone after many rings and the irritated husband says, "What took you so long to answer the phone?" She says, "I was in bed." "In bed this early, doing what?" Shouts the doctor. "Getting a second opinion!"
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Safe to Come Out
Don was looking for a little "action." He picked up a hot girl at the bar and took her back to his hotel room. Little did he know she was a complete nymphomaniac. After six times, she was screaming for more. After the eighth time, Don told her that he needed to slip out for a pack of cigarettes. On the way out, he stopped in the men's room. He stood in front of the urinal, unzipped, and felt a moment of panic when he couldn't find his dick. After a couple of minutes of "fishing around," he finally said, "Look, it's ok. She's not here!"
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Party Favors
Q: What's the difference between a whore and a bitch?
A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party....A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you.
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