Sex Jokes - One Night Stand Jokes
Wake Up Call
A guy wakes up to a woman next to him in bed and she was already awake. She says to him, "I have a confession to make, I was once a Christian."
The guy, still half-asleep says, "Oh that's okay babe, I've never really been one to care."
"Oh good," she replies, "I much prefer being a Christine anyways."
Wordplay - Furniture
The furniture store keeps calling me.
All I wanted was one night stand.
Looking For A Little?
Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his ex-wife at a traffic signal. He shouted over, "So... out looking for a little, huh ?" She smiled sweetly and said, "No, I had 6 years of that with you. I'm out looking for a lot !!!"
Q: Why are slutty girls like Walmart?
A: Everyone makes fun of them but when you're inside one at 4AM, you think, "Thank God these are here."
Definition of Bad Lover
Definition of Bad Lover: An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if she felt the earth move. She says no.