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Don't Hate Yourself

Don't hate yourself in the morning… sleep till noon.

Categories: Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes)
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Getting A Date.

There was a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date. The guy said, "It's simple. I just say, I'm a lawyer."So the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out. After she said "No," he told her that it was probably a good thing because he had a case early in the morning. She said, "Oh!!!! Your a lawyer?" He said, "Why,... Yes I am!" So they went to his place and when they were in bed, screwing, he started to laugh to himself. When she asked what was so funny, he answered,"Well, I've only been a lawyer for 15 minutes, and I'm already screwing someone!"

Categories: Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes)
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For The Holidays

Let's name your legs. The right one is Thanksgiving and the left one is Christmas. Can I come between the holidays?

Categories: Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Thanksgiving Jokes)
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