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She Said, He Said

She said, "Kiss me doctor!" Doctor said, "I can't as we doctors have an ethics standard that does not allow us to kiss our patients, in fact, I really shouldn't be fucking you."

Categories: Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes)
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Wrong Method

Two girls were roommates. One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way to the bathroom. She yelled, "Hurry up Tillie, get ready for our date!" Tillie didn't know anything about the date and said so. Millie explained that she'd met two really great looking guys and had made dates for both of them for that evening. Tillie said, "I'm not going out on any more blind dates." "Why not?"" They're always the same," said Tillie, "It's sex, sex, sex! Nothing but a pain in the ass!" Millie looked at her in disbelief and exclaimed, "Honey, you're doing it wrong!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Blind Date Jokes)
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Mating Call II

Q: What's the mating call of the brunette?
A: "All the blondes have gone home!"

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde) , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Women)
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