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Lonely Fisherman

Q: What do you call a lonely fisherman?
A: A Master-Baiter.

Categories: Sports Jokes (Fishing Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Babe on the Balcony

This guy is standing outside on his balcony on the 5th floor of his apartment when he spots this gorgeous babe sunbathing on the 3rd floor balcony wearing the skimpiest bathing suit he's ever seen. He watches her for 3 days straight, and can't stand it any longer. He sends down a note on a piece of string: ''If you want me to make love to you please pull on the string once. If not please pull slowly 20 times and then faster another 10."

Categories: Sex Jokes , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Appearance Jokes
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Helen Keller's Discovery

Q: How did Helen Keller discover masturbation?
A: She tried to read her own lips.

Categories: Disability Jokes (Helen Keller Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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