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Lesbian Wife

My wife came out to me after four horrible years of marriage and revealed she was a lesbian and that she wished she'd married another woman.
Which finally gave us something in common.

Anonymous

Cowboy's Mustache

Q: Why did the cowboy have shit in his mustache?
A: 'Cuz he'd been lookin' for love in all the wrong places.

Anonymous

Nicotine Patch

A guy decides to quit smoking. He decides to use the nicotine patch, but thinks it looks ridiculous. Later in the week, he stands at a urinal beside his co-worker. The co-worker looks down and notices the man has a nicotine patch on his penis. Horrified, the co-worker says, "That's disgusting! Why in the world would you put a patch on your d**k?" The man replies, "Don't knock it -- I'm down to two butts a day."

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