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Elephant Sex

A woman went to the doctor's and complained of being really sore. "Do you have any idea why?" "Well, I had sex with an elephant!" "You did? But elephants are known to have small penises!" "Yeah, but he fingered me first."

Categories: Animal Jokes (Elephant Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes)
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Safe Redneck Sex

Q: How do rednecks have safe sex?
A: They mark the sheep that kick!

Categories: Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Sheep Jokes) , Riddles
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Texas Brothers

Herman and his brother, Trevor live on a farm in Texas. One day Trevor rides on his bike into town and he sees a building on fire, so he goes back home and tells his brother, "Herman, Herman there is a fire and people are getting burned!"
His brother says, "Oh, that was on the radio -- that's old news."
So Trevor rides back into town and he sees a bank being robbed, so he rides back home and says, "Herman, Herman there is bank being robbed and people are getting shot and killed!" His brother says, "Oh that was on the radio -- that's old news." So Trevor rides back into town and he sees a pig stuck in a fence and starts to thinkin'... Then he rides home and says, "Herman Herman! I had my first sexual experience today!" His brother says, "In a pig's ass." And Trevor replies, "Oh, you and your stupid radio."

Categories: Jokes about Families (Brother Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Technology Jokes
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