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Going Down

As I slipped my finger slowly inside her hole, at first encountering resistance but then plunging in, I could immediately feel it getting wetter and wetter. I took my finger back out and within seconds, before I knew it, she was going down on me. And I thought to myself..... "I really need a new freakin' boat."

Categories: Sports Jokes (Boating Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes)
Submitted BY: rumblefish65

Through the Keyhole

Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6, are listening through the keyhole as their older sister is getting it on with her new boyfriend. They hear her say, "Oh, Jim, you're going where no man has gone before!"
The six-year-old says to his brother, "He must be fucking her up the ass!"

Categories: Sex Jokes , Jokes about Kids
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Anonymous

Onion Balls

While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man's balls. To avoid a huge malpractice suit, he decides to replace the missing ball with an onion. Several weeks later, the patient returned for a checkup."How's your sex life?" the doctor asked.  "Pretty good," the man said, to the doctor's relief. But then he added, "I've had some strange side effects."  "What's that?", the doctor asked anxiously.  "Well, every time I piss, my eyes water. When my wife gives me a blow job, she gets heartburn. And every time I pass a hamburger stand, I get a hard-on!"

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Food Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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