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Young Boy's Eye Surgery

Once upon a time, a doctor performed surgery on a young boy with an eye defect.  After the surgery was done, he said to the parents, "Your son is going to be just fine. We graphed some skin from his scrotum to widen his lid. He should have 20/20 vision when he wakes up."  The parents responded, "So his eye is going to be normal?" "Well, like I said, his vision will be normal but he may be a little c*ck-eyed."

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Submitted BY: mertiscrumpet

No More Tricks

A newlywed bride and groom had been busy at "it" for three days straight. The groom arose early and was reading the paper, thinking it was time to do something else. When his bride woke up, he said, "Honey would you like to see Oliver Twist?" His bride replied, "You show me one more trick with that thing and I'm going home to mother!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
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Room Rates

Bridegroom: How much for the room?
Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars a piece.
Bridegroom: Okay. Here's $140.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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