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Large Condom Quantity

A guy walks into a store and buys six jumbo boxes of condoms. The store clerk asks the man, "What do you do with all of those?" The guy replies, "I taught my dog to swallow them and now he shits in little plastic baggies!"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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Young Boy's Eye Surgery

Once upon a time, a doctor performed surgery on a young boy with an eye defect.  After the surgery was done, he said to the parents, "Your son is going to be just fine. We graphed some skin from his scrotum to widen his lid. He should have 20/20 vision when he wakes up."  The parents responded, "So his eye is going to be normal?" "Well, like I said, his vision will be normal but he may be a little c*ck-eyed."

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Submitted BY: mertiscrumpet

Room Rates

Bridegroom: How much for the room?
Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars a piece.
Bridegroom: Okay. Here's $140.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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