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A Forty Year Marriage
A couple married forty years were revisiting the same places they went to on their honeymoon. Driving through the secluded countryside, they passed a ranch with a tall deer fence running along the road. The woman said, "Sweetheart, let's do the same thing we did here forty years ago." The guy stopped the car. His wife backed against the fence, and he immediately jumped her bones like a bass on a junebug. They made love like never before. Back in the car, the guy says, "Darlin', you sure never moved like that forty years ago - or any time since that I can remember!" The woman says, "Forty years ago that goddamn fence wasn't electrified!"
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Gay Men And Hemorroids
Q: What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?
A: Speed bumps
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Top Gun
Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."
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