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Elephant and a Naked Man.

Q:  What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: That's cute, but can it pick up peanuts!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Elephant Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles
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Sex Before Mass

The young newly married Catholic couple were regular attendants at Mass. As like all newly married couples, they were in a constant state of arousal. Well, they didn't want to do anything wrong so they approached their parish Priest for advice. Father, the young couple asked ... "is it ok to have sex before Mass ?" The not so young Priest responded after a few moments of reflection ... "yes my children it's ok to have sex before Mass .. but please don't block the aisles..."

Categories: Sex Jokes , Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes)
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Elderly Man at the Brothel

An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man and asks how old he is. "I'm 90 years old," he says.
"90!" replies the woman. "Don't you realize you've had it?"
"Oh, sorry," says the old man, "how much do I owe you?"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes)
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