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Australian Kiss

Q: What's an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Riddles
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Rosie O'Donnell Arrested

Q: Did you hear why Rosie O'Donnell got arrested?
A: Airport security lifted up her dress and found 200 pounds of crack.

Categories: Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Drug Jokes (Crack Jokes)
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Making Love in the Dark

Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband's insistence that they make love in the dark. Hoping to free him of his inhibitions, she flipped on her reading lamp one passionate night -- only to find a cucumber in his hand. "Is THIS", she asked, pointing to the vegetable, "what you've been using on me for the last 5 years?" "Honey, let me explain..." "Why, you sneaky bastard!" she screamed. "You impotent son of a -" "Speaking of sneaky," her husband coolly interjected, "maybe you'd like to explain our three kids."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (Men vs Women Jokes)
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