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Indulging in Habits

Three guys are in a doctor's office. One is a drunk, another's a smoker and the third's a gay guy. The doctor tells each of them that, if they indulge in their bad habit one more time, they will die. Outside they pass a bar. The drunk says, "I don't care if I die, I need a drink." The drunk goes into the bar takes a drink and, sure enough, he drops dead. Meanwhile the smoker and the gay guy are walking along. Then the smoker spots a lit cigarette on the sidewalk. The gay guy looks over and says, "If you bend down to pick that up, we're both dead."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes)
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For The Holidays

Let's name your legs. The right one is Thanksgiving and the left one is Christmas. Can I come between the holidays?

Categories: Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Thanksgiving Jokes)
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Let's Kiss

A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show. They got along very well, and when he asked her if she would like to come up to his apartment for a drink she agreed. After they were at the apartment a while, he asked if he could give her an old fashioned kiss. Her reply was "At a time like this you want me to change positions?"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes)
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