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The Careful Dentist

There's this woman who goes to the dentist.  As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his balls.  
The dentist says, "Madam, I believe you've got a hold of my privates."
The woman replies, "Yes...  And we're going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren't we!"

Categories: Profession Jokes (Dentist Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Pregnant Daughter

The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn't say who was responsible. "All right!" bellowed her Mother, "you march yourself to your room, and don't come out until you can give us a definite answer." Later that nite her voice rang down the stairs. "Hey Mom, I think I have an idea now." "I should hope so!" the Mother responded. "The very idea that any daughter of mine could get pregnant, let alone not know the father." "Chill Mom."  the girl said. "I got it narrowed down to the band or the football team!"

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Pregnancy Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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In And Out Of Puddles

A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the bar and orders a drink. After talking with the bartender for a while, the man excuses himself to use the restroom. The bartender feels a tad awkward with just himself and three ducks at the bar, so he decides to make small talk with them.
He asks the first duck, "What's your name?"
"Huey," replies the duck.
"So, how's your day been?"
"Oh, I've had a great day," replies Huey. "I've been in and out of puddles all day."
The bartender asks the second duck, "What's your name?"
"Duey," replies the duck.
"So, how's your day been?"
"Oh, I've had a great day," replies Duey. "I've been in and out of puddles all day."
The witty bartender says to the third duck, "So I guess your name is Louie?"
The duck replies, "No, I'm Puddles."

Categories: Bar Jokes (Animal in Bar Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes)
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