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The Gynecologist Explains Latex Gloves

A gynecologist notices that a new patient is nervous. While putting on the latex gloves, he asks her if she knows how they make latex gloves. The patient says "no." The doctor says, "There is a plant in Mexico full of latex that people of various hand sizes dip their hands into and let them dry. She does not crack a smile, but later she laughs. The doctor says, "What's so funny?" She says, "I'm imagining how they make condoms!"

Categories: Profession Jokes (OBGYN Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Submitted BY: jameskwalton

Adult Toy Shop

A woman goes into a adult toy shop to buy a dildo. She sees one behind the counter and tells the salesman, "I want that one!" He replies, "It's not for sale." The woman says, "Please I want that one," again he says it's not for sale. The woman says, "I'll give you a hundred dollars for it." and the salesman says, "Well, okay. Five minutes later, his boss walks in and asks, "How's business today?" The salesman replied, "It's pretty slow but I just made a hundred dollars off of my thermos."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Shopping Jokes
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Father Knows

Q: Mom, what's an orgasm?
A: I don't know, ask your dad.

Categories: Riddles , Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes)
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