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Gold Medalist

Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, "I think my husband's like a championship golfer. He's spent the last ten years perfecting his stroke." The second woman said, "My husband's like the winner of the Indy 500. Every time we get into bed he gives me several hundred exciting laps." The third woman was silent until she was asked, "Tell us about your husband." She thought for a moment and said, "My husband's like an Olympic gold-medal-winning quarter-miler." "How so?" "He's got his time down to under 40 seconds."

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Celebrity Birthdays

Next on Entertainment Tonight, celebrity birthdays: Mariah Carey's breasts are 2 years old!

Categories: Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Pente Penises

Q: What do you say to a man with five penises?
A: Your jeans fit like a glove.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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