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Nothing Changed

On the eve of the couple's tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was bragging about her figure. "You know honey," she said, "I can still get into the skirts I had before we were married." "Yeah?" the husband replied as he turned his attention back to the ball game on TV. "I wish to hell I could."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes)
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Jail Cell Role Play

A young man gets sent to jail, and gets put into a jail cell with a convict the size of the Incredible Hulk. After lights out, he hears a whisper from the top bunk. "Let's play Mommy and Daddy. Who do you wanna be?" Thinking quick, the man says "daddy."
"Then come up here and suck Mommy's dick."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes)
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Woman Like A Road

Q: How is a woman like a road?
A: Both have manholes.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sexist Jokes (About Women)
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