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Bill Gates Hard Drive

Q: Did you hear that Bill Gates bought the world-wide rights to Viagra?
A: He's renaming it MICROHARD.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Technology Jokes (Computer Jokes) , Technology Jokes (PC Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Viagra Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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First Jump

After a fresh batch of paratroopers complete their first jump, some veterans take them out for a few rounds.
They're swapping stories and an old timer says: "Man, I remember the first time I jumped. Made the mistake of being the last one in line. Finally it's my turn, and I look down and freeze. The drill instructor leans in right behind me says, 'son, either you jump right now or I'm going to fuck you in the ass."
The veteran looks off wistfully and takes a pull off his beer.
A first-timer says, "Well, did you jump?"
"A little at first."

Categories: Military Jokes (Army Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes)
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Gay Asian

Q: What's a gay Asian's favorite city?
A: Bangkok

Categories: Riddles , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Asian Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes)
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