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Angel Wings

Two guys die in a car accident and an angel descends from heaven. "I am to give you your wings so you can fly to heaven. But if you think one dirty thought or act out one dirty act your wings will fall off." So they fly to heaven without any trouble but when they get there the first guy sees a naked woman walk by so his wings fall off. When he bends over to pick them up the second guy's wings fall off.

Categories: Religion Jokes (Heaven Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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Itchy

A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention. She goes back to find out what's up. He's quite embarrassed and whispers that he has just recently been circumcised and he's quite itchy. The teacher tells him to go down to the principal's office, to phone his mum, and ask her what he should do about it. He does this and returns to the class, sits down in his seat and suddenly, there's a general commotion at the back of the room. Back down she goes, only to find him sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out. "I thought I told you to call your mom" she says. "I did" he says. "She told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes)
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Holy Camel

A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert. The camel falls dead. Before I die, the father says, "I would like to see a woman naked. So the nun takes off all her clothes. She then says, "before I die I would like to see a man naked. So the father takes off his clothes. She looks at his penis and says, "My God!! What is that for?" He says "You stick it in a hole and it brings forth life." The nun replies, "Then how about you stick it up that camels ass and let's get the hell out of here!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes)
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