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A Bad Stripclub

A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn a pregnant topless dancer got on the bar and squeezed the milk out of her tits. He looked at this and said to himself, "I would hate to see how they give out bloody Mary's."

Categories: Bar Jokes , Riddles , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Menstruation / PMS Jokes)
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No Lesbian Tennis Star at the Dutch Open

Q: Why couldn't the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?
A: She got her finger caught in a dike!

Categories: Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Anonymous

Credit Card Commercial That Never Was

Cover Charge: $15.00
Round of Drinks: $23.00
Table Dance: $30.00
Another Round of Drinks: $23.00
Couch Dance and Tips: $50.00
A Round of Shots: $34.00
Another Round of Drinks: $23.00
Lap Dance and Hand Job: $100.00
Private Dance and Hotel Room: $500.00
Sending her on her way without having to cuddle or listen to her, PRICELESS!

Categories: Ads & Newspapers , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes)
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