Sex Jokes

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What Would You Do?

"Come on, Steve," one guy said to another at the gym, "your wife is not as bad as you say. What would you do if you found another man in bed with her?" "I'd break his white cane and shoot his dog."

Categories: Disability Jokes (Blind Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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Two Salesman and a Blonde

Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, "Boy, business sucks. If I don't sell more cars this month, I'm going to lose my fucking arse." Too late he noticed a beautiful blonde sitting two stools away. Immediately, he apologized for his bad language. "That's okay," the blonde replied," If I don't sell more arse this month, I'm going to lose my fucking car."

Categories: Bar Jokes , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes)
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Two Sperm Racing

Two sperms are racing to reach the ovule. After a minute, one asks the other, "Hey, how much longer until we reach the ovaries?" The other answers, "Keep swimming fool! We haven't even passed the tonsils yet!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes)
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