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Two Sperm Racing

Two sperms are racing to reach the ovule. After a minute, one asks the other, "Hey, how much longer until we reach the ovaries?" The other answers, "Keep swimming fool! We haven't even passed the tonsils yet!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes)
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Clams Casino

Q: How's a casino like a woman?
A: Liquor in the front, poker in the back!

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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City Boy Visits Farm

A young boy from the city was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for the summer. One morning the aunt and uncle walked in the kitchen and the young man was drinking an extremely large glass of milk. The young man said "I took the liberty of milking your cow this morning!" He then continues and says "it took me a while to get her started up. She must be old and stubbly." The uncle says with a confused look " Um son we don't have a cow...We have a bull!"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes)
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