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Jesse James

Jessie James and his gang are attacking a train outside of Oklahoma City.  As they go through each car, they line up the travelers and prepare to take all their loot.  As Jesse entered the first car he yelled, "Okay, everybody, we're going to rape all the men and rob all the women!"  Upon hearing this, his brother Frank turned to him and said, "ah, Jessie, don't you mean we're going to rob all the men and rape all the women?"  With that said, a little fairy in the corner pops up and says..."Listen, you heard Jessie...he's the boss!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes)
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Saran Wrapped

Q: What did the psychiatrist say when a man wearing nothing but saran wrap walked in to the office?
A: I can clearly see "you're" nuts!

Categories: Profession Jokes (Psychiatrist Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Mental Health Jokes) , Riddles
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Submitted BY: yadypink69

Indian Feathers

A woman was visiting an Indian reservation one day when an Indian came up to her. He had a feather in his hair. "How did you get that feather?" the woman asked. "I screw one squaw," the Indian said. Then, another Indian came up to her. He had two feathers in his hair. "How did you get those feathers?" she asked. "I screw two squaw," he said. Then, an Indian with a headdress of feathers came up to her. "My! How did you get all those feathers?" she asked. "I screw two squaw, four squirrel, five rabbit, eight bear." he answered. "Oh dear!" said the woman. The Indian replied, "No deer, deer jump too high, balls get stuck in bush."

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Native American Jokes) , Animal Jokes , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes)
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