Riddles - Woman Criticizes Man

If Women Told Truth In Bed

Many a relationship could be thrown a curve ball if women always told the truth in bed. Imagine the revelation
She: Get off of me, will ya!!
He: Whatsa matter, am I hurting you?
She: No, you're not hurting me, you're annoying me. You think you could hurt me with THAT?!?

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man)
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Just Moved In

The Anderson family just moved into their new home when a neighbor asked 5-year-old Tommy Anderson how he liked it. "It's great," Tommy said. "I have my very own room and my brother Alex has his own room, and Jamie has her own room too! But poor mom, she is still with dad."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Funny Thoughts
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Alaskan Light Bulbs

Q: How many Alaskan men does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Oh, none ... they just have one of their girlfriends do it.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Light Bulb Jokes
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