Riddles - Woman Criticizes Man

Good Reason

The angry wife met her husband at the door the morning after her husbands golfing Christmas party. His breath stunk of alcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick. "I assume," she barked, "There is a very good reason for you to come drifting in at six o'clock in the morning?" "There is!" he replied, "Breakfast."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Alcohol Jokes (Whiskey Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man)
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Anonymous

Roving Eyes

My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in a short black dress walked by. My eyes couldn't help but follow her as she passed by our table. My girlfriend glared at me and snapped, "So, do you want to date her?" To which I stuttered, "Ummmm...1968, perhaps?"

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Anonymous

Couples Compliments

Three couples went to a resturant. The women wanted to compliment the men with something that was on the table.
"Could you pass me the sugar, sugar?" said the first gal.
"Could you pass me the honey, honey?" said the second.
"Could you pass me the bacon, pig?" said the third.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man)
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