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Webbed and Flat Feet

Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet?

A: To stamp out fire.

Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?

A: To stamp out burning ducks.

Razor

Q: Why did the razor cross the face?

A: To get to the other sideburn.

Four Cats in a Boat

Q: There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left?

A: None. They were all copy cats!

Knock Knock - Esther

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Esther.
Esther who?
Esther Bunny.

Witch Hair

Q: What do witches put on their hair?

A: Scare spray.