Square Blondes

Q: Why are blonde's boobs always square?
A: Because they forget to take the kleenex out of the box.

Women vs. Dogs

Q: What's the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a woman hollering on the back porch?
A: If you let them both inside, the dog will stop barking.

Blondes and Cheese Whiz

Q: How are a blonde's legs like cheese whiz?
A: They're both useless unless they're spread!