How Can You Tell?

Q: How can you tell when your girlfriend's horny?
A: You stick your hand in her panties and it feels like you're feeding a horse.

Blonde Sleepwalking

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been sleepwalking?
A: When you look in the refrigerator and there's lipstick all over the pickles.

Blonde Heist

Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank?
A: She tied up the safe and blew the guard!