Religion Jokes - Jewish Jokes

A Jew and a Canoe

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?
A: A canoe tips

Categories: Religion Jokes (Jewish Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Cheap Insult Jokes) , Riddles
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Lord, Forgive Me

A rabbi, a minister, and a priest were playing poker when the police raided the game. Turning to the priest, the lead police officer said, "Father Murphy, were you gambling?"
Turning his eyes to heaven, the priest whispered, "Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do." To the police officer, he then said, "No, officer; I was not gambling."
The officer then asked the minister, "Pastor Johnson, were you gambling?"
Again, after an appeal to heaven, the minister replied, "No, officer; I was not gambling."
Turning to the rabbi, the officer again asked, "Rabbi Goldstein, were you gambling?" Shrugging his shoulders, the rabbi replied, "With whom?"

Categories: Religion Jokes (God Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Jewish Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Protestant Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes)
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Anonymous

Two Jews

Two Jews walked into a bar. It was busy. So they bought it.

Categories: Religion Jokes (Jewish Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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