Religion Jokes - Jewish Jokes

Christmas In A Jewish Home

Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
A: They put parking meters on the roof!

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Warehouse Fire

Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street. "Oy, Abraham, I'm sorry to hear about that fire at your warehouse". "Ssh!" hisses the other, "It's not till next week".

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A Jew and a Canoe

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?
A: A canoe tips

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