Religion Jokes - God Jokes

Reincarnated

Q: Will I be reincarnated?
A: Not unless there is a special need to recreate you. And searching backup files is a major hassle, so if there is a request for you, God will just say that the tape has been lost.

Categories: Technology Jokes , Religion Jokes (God Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Does God Use the Bathroom

"Mom, does God go to the bathroom?" a son asked. The mom replied, "No son, why?" The son said, "Well every morning Dad goes to the bathroom and pounds on the door and shouts, 'Oh God! Are you still in there?!?!'"

Categories: Religion Jokes (God Jokes) , Jokes about Families , Word Play Jokes
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Anonymous

God Stop Making Pegasus

Q: Why did God stop making Pegasuses?
A: Because it took too long to clean their crap off his windshield.

Categories: Religion Jokes (God Jokes) , Animal Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous