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White and Flies

Q: What is white and flies across the sky?

A: The coming of the Lord.

Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve!

Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve

  1. God worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions
  2. God knew that Adam would one day require someone to locate and hand him the TV remote.
  3. God knew that Adam would never go out and get himself a new fig leaf when his seat wore out and would, therefore, need Eve to go get one for him.
  4. God knew that Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist, or haircut appointment for himself.
  5. God knew that Adam would never be able to remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.
  6. God knew that if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.
  7. As "Keeper of the Garden," Adam would never remember where he left his tools.
  8. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.
  9. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone!"
  10. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched His head, and said, "I can do better than THAT!"

Definition of Teenager

Q: What's the definition of a teenager?

A: God's punishment for enjoying sex.

An Improvement on Adam

Q: What did God say after creating Adam?

A: I must be able to do better than that.

Writing a Sermon

A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon. "How do you know what to say?" he asked. "Why, God tells me," the father answered. The boy replied, "Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?"