Religion Jokes - Devil Jokes

Phone Calls in Hell

There were three guys in Hell: An Iranian, an American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local."

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (American Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Asian Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Iranian Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Devil Jokes)
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Submitted BY: alanwake

Heaven Playing Sports

St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys. "Very well," said the gatekeeper of Heaven. "But you realize, I hope, that we've got all the good players and the best coaches." "I know, and that's all right," Satan answered unperturbed. "We've got all the umpires."

Categories: Religion Jokes (Devil Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Heaven Jokes) , Sports Jokes (Baseball Jokes)
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Anonymous

God Sues Satan

Noticing a mistake in St. Peter's roster, God calls Satan; "It seems you accidentally received some of my professionals down there: a teacher, a doctor and a farmer."
"Yeah," Satan replies. "All the more for me!"
God replies, "You better send them up here immediately."
Satan says, "No way. I'm keeping them."
God says, "Send them up here, or I'll sue the horns right off you."
Satan laughs uproariously, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"

Categories: Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Religion Jokes (God Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Devil Jokes)
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Written By: manueljoker