Religion Jokes

Jewish Monica Lewinsky

Q: How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
A: If she wasn't, she wouldn't have stained her dress.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Political Jokes (About Democrats) , Religion Jokes (Jewish Jokes) , Riddles
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The Boob

God Created Woman. And She was Good. She had 2 arms, 2 legs and 3 breasts. And God asked the woman what she would like to have changed about herself. She asked for her middle breast to be removed. And it was good. She stood with her third breast in her hand and asked God what should be done with the useless boob? And God created Man!

Categories: Religion Jokes (God Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Men)
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Anonymous

Drunk Guy and Batman

A drunk guy is walking down the street. He sees this nun, runs up and knocks her over. He says, "You don't feel so tough now, do you, Batman!?"

Categories: Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes)
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