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A priest is teaching a nun how to swim and the nun says to the priest "Will I really sink if you take your finger out?"
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God Is Watching
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples!"
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Sinner Bill
Q: Why do some people call Bill Clinton a sinner?
A: Because he broke the 11th commandment. ''Thou shalt not use thy rod on thy Staff''
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