Religion Jokes

German Oven

Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
A: It seats 500.

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He Left A Little Space

When God made man, he made him out of string. He had a little left, so he left a little thing. When God made woman, he made her out of lace. He didn't have enough, so he left a little space.

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Priest Swimming Lessons

A priest is teaching a nun how to swim and the nun says to the priest "Will I really sink if you take your finger out?"

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