On their wedding night, the husband was so self - conscious about the smallness of his penis that before undressing, he snapped off the light. Once he was in bed, he unzipped his pants and handed his member to his bride. "That's thoughtful, darling," she cooed, "but we'll need the light if you want to write thank-you notes ."
Q: What food can diminish a woman's sex drive by 90%?
A: Wedding Cake.
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, "Honey, you can tell me. Am I the first man?" She looked up and said, "Why does everybody ask me that?!"
The wedding night should be like a good chicken meal, a little bit of breast, a little bit of leg... and a lot of stuffing!
Q: Which melon will never run away to get married?