Relationship Jokes - Wedding Jokes

Italian Virgin Newlyweds

Two Italian virgins marry and go on their honeymoon. Unfortunately, neither knows what to do when they get there. The newlyweds call the groom's mother for advice. The mother says that they should sit on the bed together, snuggle, and things should happen from there. The newlyweds do this, but nothing happens. The groom calls his mother back. She says they should take their clothes off, get under the covers, and nature should take its course. The bride and groom take his mother's advice, but still nothing comes to mind. He calls his mother a third time. Getting frustrated with the situation, she says, "Listen, just take the biggest thing you have and stick it in her hairiest spot!" The groom is quiet for a moment and then asks his mother, "I've got my nose in her armpit -- now what?"

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Italian Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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Marrying A Man

Q: What do you call a man that marries another man?
A: A minister

Categories: Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes)
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Shy Priest

A shy priest greets the wedding guests at the Church. He's very nervous and doesn't say much. As the Bride and Groom approach the altar the priest steps up and gives the best homily anyone has ever heard. He's full of confidence, incredibly expressive and has everyone in fits of laughter!
After the vows, the priest is again extremely shy and barely says a word to anyone. The groom approaches the him and asks, "Why are you so shy? You seemed like a different person when you were giving that homily!"
"I know..." Says the priest, "But that was just my altar ego."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes)
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