Relationship Jokes - Wedding Jokes

Just Doing His Job

A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming down the aisle he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd (alternating between bride's side and groom's side). While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar loudly. So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR all the way down the aisle. As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the front. The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing, and was near tears by the time he reached the pulpit. When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, "I was just being the Ring Bear!"

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes) , Jokes about Kids , Word Play Jokes
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Anonymous

Saving Up

This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of 18. The morning after the wedding night, the girl comes down with a pained expression on her face. "What's the matter, dear?" asks the woman at the front desk. "Well," sniffed the girl, "He told me he'd been saving up for 60 years, and I thought he meant his money!"

Categories: Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes) , Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes)
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Anonymous

Best Man

Look the bride in the eye and ask, "If I'm the best man, how come you're marrying HIM???"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , One-Liner Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes)
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Anonymous