Times Have Changed?

In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar... since then, weddings have been held there, and times haven't changed at all!

Wedding Question

Q: Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding?
A: Not if you are the groom.

Wedding Toast

If you are the best man at a wedding this is always my favorite toast: "The screwing you'll get is going to be worth the screwing you'll get."  I didn't have the guts to use it at the wedding but it got a lot of laughs at the bachelor party.