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Shave

My wife asked when we were going out. "After a shave," I told her. "You shaved this morning" she said. "Yeah," I replied "I wasn't talking about me"

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Giving My Wife Back

After an intense high speed chase, an officer finally gets the lawbreaker to pull over. "You know," says the cop, "I was originally pulling you over to tell you your taillight is out. Why the hell did you take off like that?" "Last week my wife ran off with a cop," the man said, "and I was afraid you were trying to give her back."

Categories: Profession Jokes (Police Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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W.I.F.E.

Q: What does "WIFE" stand for?
A: Washing Ironing Food Entertainment

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Sexist Jokes (Women's Rights) , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Riddles
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