Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes

Anniversary

A guy says, "For our Twentieth , I'm taking my wife to Australia." His friend says, "That's going to be tough to beat. What are you going to do for your Twenty-fifth ?" The first guy says, "I'm going to go back and get her."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Word Play Jokes
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Nosy Neighbor

A 12-year-old boy walks up to his Polish neighbor and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife naked!" The guy answers, "The joke's on you, Johnny...I wasn't even home last night!"

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At Home) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Polish Jokes)
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Anonymous

The Stages of Marriage

Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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