Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes

Marriage Counseling

A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. "Oh, we'll never need that. My wife and I have a great relationship,"the husband explained. "She was a communications major in college and I majored in theatre arts." He continued, "She communicates well and I act like I'm listening."

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Jumping the Gun

I went to a crematorium to plan my wife's funeral, but apparently she has to be dead first.

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Marrying Miss Right

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was 'Always!'

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