Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes

Bar Question

A guy walks into a bar waving a handgun and shouts, "I want to know who's been screwing my wife!" One of the patrons swiveled around on his stool and drunkenly slured, "What kind of gun is that? A Smith and Wesson 686?" The husband replied, "Why the hell does that matter?!?" The drunk smiles and says, "Because a 686 only holds 6 bullets. You're gonna need to reload."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar)
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Best Form of Birth Control

Q: What is the best form of Birth Control
A: Marriage

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Pregnancy Jokes)
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You Still Can't...

A man comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't fuck."

Categories: Insult Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man)
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