Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes

Good News, Bad News, Worse News

Good News: You came home for a quickie.
Bad News: The postman had the same idea.
Worse News: You have to wait.

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Olympic Condoms

A husband says to his wife, "My Olympic condoms have arrived. I think I'll wear gold tonight." The wife replies, "Why not wear silver and come second for a change?"

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Submitted BY: Justin19S

Happiness

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."

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