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Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes
Who am I?
A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. The door bell rings. A couple wakes up. Woman: "Quick! My husband is back!" The man jumps out a window. Flying down he starts to think: "Shit! But I am the husband!"
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Anonymous
Good News, Bad News, Worse News
Good News: You came home for a quickie.
Bad News: The postman had the same idea.
Worse News: You have to wait.
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Anonymous
Olympic Condoms
A husband says to his wife, "My Olympic condoms have arrived. I think I'll wear gold tonight." The wife replies, "Why not wear silver and come second for a change?"
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Submitted BY: Justin19S
