Loose Skin

Q: What is the loose skin around the pussy called?
A: The woman.

Almost Marry

There is something magical about the fact that success almost always comes faster to the guy your wife almost married.

The Vows

When Ken a married man for 50 years died, his wife Edie was devastated. A couple of months later, Edie also died. Once in heaven, Edie anxiously looked for Ken. Suddenly, behind a cloud, she could clearly see him with another woman. She ran towards him, calling his name: “Ken. Darling… Ken” Ken said: “Hold your horses woman, and don’t ‘darling’ me. The deal was very clear… “Until death do us part”.